CULTIVATE YOUR DARK SENSE OF HUMOR WITH THIS GARDENING TEE!

For green thumbs with a wicked sense of humor! Our "Because Murder Is Wrong" gardening t-shirt pairs a beautiful floral border with hilariously dark text - perfect for plant lovers who appreciate morbid comedy.

Why This Dark Comedy Tee Grows on You:
🌱 IRONIC CONTRAST: Elegant botanical borders frame the blunt murder disclaimer
☠️ DARK HUMOR: Subtly twisted gardening joke for those who get it
🌿 UNIVERSAL FIT: Relaxed cut available up to 4XL for all body types
🌻 GARDENER APPROVED: Soft 100% cotton that breathes while you weed

Cultivation Details:
• Premium 6.1oz cotton fabric
• Professionally printed design won't fade after repeated washes
• Machine washable - because your plants need attention

Perfect For:
• Gardening clubs with a sense of humor
• Plant swap meetups
• Goth gardeners
• Anyone whose herb garden might look suspicious